All throughout the break social media was inundated with photos of impoverished children grinning cheerfully on the backs of their new, white Quinnipiac friends. With the vast greatness of philanthropy achieved in these third world countries, many QU...

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Alternative Spring Break Effectively Keeps White Guilt at Bay

All throughout the break social media was inundated with photos of impoverished children grinning cheerfully on the backs of their new, white Quinnipiac friends. With the vast greatness of philanthropy achieved in these third world countries, many QU students who participated in the experience breathed a sigh of relief as they felt the ever-present burden of white guilt lifted from their shoulders. Carrol Endicott, a sophomore experiencing the country of Nicaragua for the first time reportedly...

Journalist Suspended For Asking A Question

Last week, a North Korean newspaper suspended a journalist indefinitely for asking a question to Kim Jong-un during the “2015 State of the NUKEion.” Park Ji-sung, a staff writer for The North Korean Chronicle, asked Kim Jong-un, “Do you prefer boxers or briefs?” and was immediately thrown out of the auditorium. “I tweeted the question with the #NUKEion at the end, but the moderators chose not to ask it. Considering that the supposedly annual ‘State of the NUKEion’ seems to happen...

Arts & Life
Cindy Crawford’s Untouched Photo is “Unnatural”

Cindy Crawford released an untouched photo of herself this month, prompting national debates on the pressure put on young women to look wrinkled and over 90 pounds. The photo depicts the star in a bikini, completely unedited. "The photo is bizarre, otherworldly, and just plain unnatural. This image tells women that they need to have sunspots and freckles, and that they must reject their natural, smooth complexions," stated women's studies professor Kimberly O'Neill. "It’s  unbelievable that...

Clint Eastwood Apologizes For Depiction Of Babies

American Sniper has generated lots of controversy since its release, receiving scrutiny for its portrayal of Iraqi people, and more importantly, using a fake baby on set. Many members of the public have expressed "shock" and "disappointment" at the film's depiction of a human baby, and Clint Eastwood, director of the film, is even more shocked. "This is as much a surprise to me as it was for audience members," Eastwood conceded. "I honestly do not remember if I hired a real baby and a plastic...

Sports
Student Gives Inspiring Speech To Madden Team

After making sure he was the only person in the room, Sophomore Gary Fendleson gave an inspiring speech to his television, intended for the pixels that make up the video game “Madden 15.” Fendleson, who quit playing football in middle school, wanted to make sure his players realized how important the next game was. “I turned the difficulty level to All-Pro for this franchise,” said an excited Fendleson. “That’s pretty hard. I was the Cleveland Browns and we were 9-6 going into the...

Tony Romo Guarantees Cowboys Will Make It To Super Bowl Party

In a move reminiscent of Joe Namath's legendary proclamation, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has personally guaranteed that the Cowboys will be at a Super Bowl party. After beating division rivals New York Giants to earn a 6-1 record, many experts are supporting his prediction, insisting that the statistics suggests that the entire team should RSVP by January 1st. “You got to love that offensive line,” said ESPN NFL analyst John Clayton. “Not only are they great at blocking for runners,...