After a series of 2-2 ties against Yale and Brown, respectively, Quinnipiac Men’s Hockey will provide the theme of a series of...

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Bookstore To Sell Commemorative Hockey Tie Ties

After a series of 2-2 ties against Yale and Brown, respectively, Quinnipiac Men’s Hockey will provide the theme of a series of commemorative ties to be sold by the bookstore. While both games were hotly anticipated, particularly the Yale game, students left the games disappointed and confused, especially when the Bobcats were awarded the Cleary Cup. “So is the Cleary...

Quinnipiac Makes Annual Voluntary Virgin Sacrifice To Hamden

On November 18th, as is tradition, Quinnipiac will make its annual virgin sacrifice to the Town of Hamden, under a memorandum of understanding. Since Quinnipiac’s establishment in 1929, the university has sacrificed a virgin in a gesture of good will to the city of Hamden. Also to avoid paying really high taxes. The first sacrifice occurred after Samuel W. Tator, the founder of Quinnipiac, saw the first tax bill for his fledgling university. Unable to pay the exorbitant costs, Tator talked to...

Arts & Life
Clint Eastwood Apologizes For Depiction Of Babies

American Sniper has generated lots of controversy since its release, receiving scrutiny for its portrayal of Iraqi people, and more importantly, using a fake baby on set. Many members of the public have expressed "shock" and "disappointment" at the film's depiction of a human baby, and Clint Eastwood, director of the film, is even more shocked. "This is as much a surprise to me as it was for audience members," Eastwood conceded. "I honestly do not remember if I hired a real baby and a plastic...

Study Shows Student’s Favorite Band Isn’t Really The Beatles

A new study from The Clinical Research Institute of America shows that The Beatles aren’t really freshman Tabitha Buton’s favorite band. On her song of choice by one of the most prolific groups of songwriters in recorded history, Buton shared that she “just loves ‘Let it Be’" Buton explained how her interest in The Beatles began, citing their “curse with airplanes” and their “attractive, all-American family” as points that drew her into the history of the band. The details...

Sports
Student Gives Inspiring Speech To Madden Team

After making sure he was the only person in the room, Sophomore Gary Fendleson gave an inspiring speech to his television, intended for the pixels that make up the video game “Madden 15.” Fendleson, who quit playing football in middle school, wanted to make sure his players realized how important the next game was. “I turned the difficulty level to All-Pro for this franchise,” said an excited Fendleson. “That’s pretty hard. I was the Cleveland Browns and we were 9-6 going into the...

Tony Romo Guarantees Cowboys Will Make It To Super Bowl Party

In a move reminiscent of Joe Namath's legendary proclamation, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has personally guaranteed that the Cowboys will be at a Super Bowl party. After beating division rivals New York Giants to earn a 6-1 record, many experts are supporting his prediction, insisting that the statistics suggests that the entire team should RSVP by January 1st. “You got to love that offensive line,” said ESPN NFL analyst John Clayton. “Not only are they great at blocking for runners,...